
Steve's Altered reality
Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.
Jack Handey
If a man is his own worst enemy, then how do you explain about the time the the Martians attacked earth and turned us all into mindless zombies existing only to do their evil bidding, no wait a minute, that wasn't us, never mind.
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