Steve's Altered reality
Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.
Jack Handey
If I was a beutiful young girl competing in the Miss America contest and one of the judges asked me what I would do about world hunger, I think I say simply, give everyone some food, and then I would start laughing like Woody Woodpecker, grab my crotch and moonwalk like Michael Jackson. Top that one girls.
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