<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0">
 <channel>
	<title><![CDATA[MY MIND WAS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE]]></title>
	<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com</link>
	<ttl>30</ttl>
	<description><![CDATA[Steve's Altered reality  Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.  Jack Handey  &nbsp;]]></description>
	<generator>Bravenet Web Journal</generator>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[IF I WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL......]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/23230/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;If&nbsp; I was a beutiful young girl competing in the Miss America contest and one of the judges asked me what I would do about world hunger, I think I say simply, give...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[THE SWEATER OR, HOW SHALLOW THOU ART.]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/23229/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;I have an appointment but not for an hour, I'm thinking, I'll find something to do. As I pass an "ESTATE SALE TODAY" sign, my bargain hunting antennas extend to maximum...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[THE FIFTH COLUMN]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/23228/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[THE FIFTH COLUMN     &nbsp;...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[THE SUBURBAN TERRORIST, ME]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22949/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Suburban Terrorist, Me  &nbsp;  It became too much, two...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[JOHN WAYNE AND GRANDPA]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22930/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;John Wayne and Grandpa  &nbsp;I was always fascinated by John...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[IF MAN IS HIS OWN WORST ENEMY.....]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22913/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[If a man is his own worst enemy, then how do you explain about&nbsp;the time the&nbsp;the Martians attacked earth and turned us all into mindless zombies existing only to do...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[THEY SAY FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.....]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22906/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[They say Fight fire with fire, that’s probably why my house burned down.  stevesalteredreality.com]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO GO PEACEFULLY LIKE.....]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22902/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did,in his sleep---not screaming, like the other passengers in the car. ]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[IF YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY AN ANGRY BULL......]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22901/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[If you're being chased by an angry bull, and then you notice you're also being chased by a swarm of bees, it doesn't really change things. Just keep on running.  Jack Handey]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[IF I WAS A NINJA.....]]></title>
		<link>http://stevesalteredreality.bravejournal.com/entry/22896/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[      &nbsp;If I was a Ninja, I think that instead of throwing Chinese stars at my enemies, I would throw those little candy hearts with the sayings on them, and when he stopped...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
	</item>
 </channel>
</rss>
